Writing 101 – Day 8 entails writing a letter. Mine is for the letter X.
When given the assignment of writing a letter to someone, why not make that someone a letter? And what letter is more deserving than the letter X?
Dear X,
You never cease to amaze. I love your skill in replacing other letters. Like when, instead of Christmas, people use you to write X-mas. You replace six letters and a deity without even breaking a sweat. That right there should get you into the Letter Hall of Fame.
But there’s more. You allow us to refer to former lovers with one simple letter, X. No guilt, no drama. Just X. That kind of understanding is what makes you a stand up letter. (Well, that and the way your lower structure is uniquely balanced to hold up the rest of your font.) And you’re entertaining as hell. X-box, X-games, Super Bowl XXXX, treasure maps, tic-tac-toe. We wouldn’t know what to do with our free time without you, X.
Let me just say thank you.
And, of course, XOXOXOXOXOXO.
Sincerely, X Fan Boy.
P.S. I love the way you work with O to do that hugs-and-kisses thing. That’s another wonderful thing about you X, you’re a magnanimous team player.
The letter X should really be in the Letter Hall of Fame, come on, after all those exams in Math just trying to look for it. Hahaha.
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I think a letter has to be retired for five years before it can be put in the hall of fame. I think a hard worker like X will work until the day it dies. 🙂
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Well, it looks like it won’t be retiring every minute now.
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I agree with maybenotsoanonymous
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Ballots are in the mail.
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I loved reading this. It is so out-of-the-box and creative. Who would have thought of writing to an alphabet.
You certainly have that X-factor! 🙂
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X-actly 🙂
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I love this and your creativity!! I will never look at X the same way again. Thanks for a fun read!
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Thank you. Writing it was X-hilarating. 🙂
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